RADIO APOCALYPSE Hormuz shuffle 135 days Lyrics: [Verse 1] Woke up to the Strait in flames, tankers dodgin' drones, Iran hittin' ships, Uncle Sam throwin' stones. Ceasefire signed yesterday, today it’s torn to shreds, Trump on Truth Social, “We’re the Guardian!” he says. Blockade back on, Iranian boats stay docked, But the rest of the world? Line up and pay the cost. [Pre-Chorus] Twenty percent on every barrel, every crate that floats, “Fairness!” he hollers, while the oil price chokes. We guarded it for free for fifty years, he claims, Now it’s pay-to-play in the Persian Gulf games. [Chorus] It’s all for today, tomorrow it flips, Guardian now, next day another script. Hormuz shuffle, headlines spinnin’ fast, Block ’em today, tomorrow let ’em pass. Ceasefire over, new deal on the table, Shakin’ down the world—tomorrow, who’s stable? Everything changes when the mornin’ breaks, Trumpworld magic—never the same stakes! [Verse 2] Iran’s laughin’, “Twenty percent? Too high!” Araghchi smirkin’, “We’ll do it on the fly.” Allies scratchin’ heads, markets goin’ wild, Oil jumpin’ higher than a desert sandpile. One day escorts in the dark, secret tanker runs, Next day strikes and fire—gotta love the fun. [Bridge] MOU collapse, boom—new rules today! Guardian Angel Trump collectin’ the pay. Iran says no, US says go, Ships sittin’ idle while the big men throw... But don’t get attached, it’s all just smoke, Tomorrow he’ll tweet somethin’ new, watch the story go up in smoke! [Chorus] It’s all for today, tomorrow it flips, Guardian now, next day another script. Hormuz shuffle, headlines spinnin’ fast, Block ’em today, tomorrow let ’em pass. Ceasefire over, new deal on the table, Shakin’ down the world—tomorrow, who’s stable? Everything changes when the mornin’ breaks, Trumpworld magic—never the same stakes! [Outro] Yeah, it’s all for today... Tomorrow? Totally different anyway... Hormuz shuffle... everything changes... Yo
