[intro] [instrumental interlude] [flute intro] [chorus] Oh, Monkey Island, so merry and bright, With ghost ships glowing in the moonlight, With laughter and treasure, the holiday’s near, [instrumental interlude] [hook] Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of cheer, For a piratey Christmas and a swashbuckling year! [instrumental interlude] [verse] The grog machine’s humming, the tavern’s alive, Carla and Otis are singing with pride. Elaine lights the candles, her smile so true, While Herman Toothrot hangs the mistletoe too. [chorus] Oh, Monkey Island, so merry and bright, With ghost ships glowing in the moonlight, With laughter and treasure, the holiday’s near, [instrumental interlude] [hook] Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of cheer, For a piratey Christmas and a swashbuckling year! [instrumental interlude] [verse] Under the stars, by the firelight’s glow, Stan’s selling stockings with deals on the low. The Voodoo Lady’s casting festive charms, While Murray’s skull grins with holiday warmth. [chorus] Oh, Monkey Island, so merry and bright, With ghost ships glowing in the moonlight, With laughter and treasure, the holiday’s near, [instrumental interlude] [hook] Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of cheer, For a piratey Christmas and a swashbuckling year! [instrumental interlude] [outro] So here’s to the pirates, the sword fights, the fun, A Monkey Island Christmas for everyone. May your treasure be plenty, your spirits stay high, Merry Christmas, ye landlubbers, and a hearty aye-aye! [end]
