[🎸 Verse 1 Doom Goblins from Mars took flight in the night, Rust‑red ships burning with a radioactive light. They’re screaming through the void with a war‑cry grin, Ready to blast every planet they can pin. 🔥 Pre‑Chorus But the Knodogers of Jupiter rise from the storms, Armour forged in lightning, colossal in form. They say, “Bring it on, Martians, we’ve waited for this!” The cosmos holds its breath as the planets hiss. 🎤 Chorus It’s a war in the cosmic neighbourhood, Nobody asked for it, but it’s understood. From the rings of Saturn to Venus’s burning air, Every world’s choosing sides in a star‑lit stare. 🌪️ Verse 2 But the Butnuggetts of Saturn shout, “This is insane!” They’re peaceful little weirdos with noodles for brains. They wobble in the rings yelling, “Stop this fight!” But nobody listens in the interplanetary night. ⚡ Pre‑Chorus 2 Then the Venus Claccajakkers burst from the flame, Screeching battle hymns with no shame. They join the fray with a molten roar, Now four planets rage in a galactic war. 🌌 Chorus It’s a war in the cosmic neighbourhood, Nobody asked for it, but it’s understood. From the storms of Jupiter to Mars’s iron sand, Every creature’s fighting for a piece of the land. 🎶 Bridge Stars flicker like warning lights, Comets streak across the fights. Planets tremble, systems shake, Who knew the galaxy could break? 💥 Final Chorus It’s a war in the cosmic neighbourhood, Maybe none of them are acting good. But when the dust settles in the silent black, Will any of these worlds come crawling back? 🌙 Outro Doom Goblins drifting… Knodogers lifting… Butnuggetts pleading… Claccajakkers screaming… And the universe spins on, Pretending nothing’s wrong.
