...Riker, William T that's what they call me Also known as The Enterprise D. Alien girls beam aboard Desperate to get a piece of me The galaxy's unrivaled, official Number 1 Dick like a phaser leave all these ladies stunned With my beard and brass I'll bast out notes as I tap that ass. Making you moan as I rock my trombone. I'll charm any being with a snatch and tits and I'm taken one home for each of my pips When I separate her saucers I's the Riker maneuver, My Betazoid babe is she about to get move'n . I'm the ultimate player, In the galaxy wide, From Beta-zed to Risa, with any race I will lie Smooth talk, slick moves, I'm the king of romance, I'll turn off the gravity baby, now, take off your pants! divert power to my thrusters. Set course for Your Anus, Brace for it... Engage! Don't need Holodeck flings, My first contact will be make making you sing. Input my officer's log And we play all day. From green girls to blue, Andorians too, When you get in bed with Riker, Every dream comes true.
