[Verse 1] The damn dog jumped up on the counter Ate my heart meds Then drank my miralax World is about to end [Verse 2] Ohhhh Shit!!! Oh I gots the blues The dog has passed out Shit all over the floor [Interlude] [Chorus] Laid there out like a light Shit all over the floor Lordie Lordie It’s like an out of body experience [Blues Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] Dog looks dead But, he’s not His stomach is pulsating He’s a groaning He’s blow’in something out his ass He stinks to high heaven [Outro] Ooohhh Nooo!!!! I think I’m gonna die [Fade] [End]
