A "minor" Addiction

(𝙸𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎: 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚒𝚖𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎.) 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘬𝘴. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦… 𝘰𝘧𝘧? 𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘺... "𝘮𝘦𝘩"? 𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨’𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘪𝘨, 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵... 𝘰𝘧𝘧-𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘺? 𝘚𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨: 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘺𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦, 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘤𝘩, 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭. 𝘐 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘪𝘳𝘥... (𝙺𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎 𝙲: 𝙼𝚒𝚕𝚍 𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚏𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍.) One day, I noticed my mood had been low for days, Doc goes, "You need more C." I said, "Wait! How’d you know I’ve been stuck in C minor?" He blinked. "The vitamin… not your SUNO library." ⁽ᵀʰᵉ ᵈᵒᶜ'ˢ ⁿᵒᵗᵉˢ: ᶜˡᵃˢˢⁱᶜ ᶜ ᶜᵒⁿᶠᵘˢⁱᵒⁿ. ᴾᵃᵗⁱᵉⁿᵗ ᵐⁱˢᵗᵒᵒᵏ ᵛⁱᵗᵃᵐⁱⁿˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜʰᵒʳᵈˢ. ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵒⁿ ⁱⁿ ˢᵒⁿᵍʷʳⁱᵗᵉʳˢ.⁾ (𝙺𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎 𝙳: 𝚂𝚞𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝙳 𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚢) Lately I’ve been feeling kinda drained, Doc said, "You gotta get more D." I said, "Vitamin D, right? I got this plan," He laughed, "Nah... your face screams D minor fan." ⁽ᵀʰᵉ ᵈᵒᶜ'ˢ ⁿᵒᵗᵉ: ᴱⁿᵉʳᵍʸ ˡᵒʷ. ᶠᵃᶜᵉ ˢᵘᵍᵍᵉˢᵗˢ ˢᵗʳᵒⁿᵍ ᴰ ᵐⁱⁿᵒʳ ᵈᵉᵖᵉⁿᵈᵉⁿᶜʸ.⁾ (𝙺𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎 𝙴: 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚜 - 𝙴𝚡𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗) Then came a morning. I just couldn’t help feeling down. I said to the doc, "You mean vitamin E, yeah?" He nodded. "Since you’re aware… go form a band." So I walked out with my E minor prescription in hand. ⁽ᵀʰᵉ ᵈᵒᶜ'ˢ ⁿᵒᵗᵉˢ: ᴾᵃᵗⁱᵉⁿᵗ ᵃʷᵃʳᵉ ᵒᶠ ᴱ ᵈᵉᶠⁱᶜⁱᵉⁿᶜʸ, ᵇᵘᵗ ʷᵃˡᵏᵉᵈ ᵒᵘᵗ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵇᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉʳᵃᵖʸ ⁱⁿˢᵗᵉᵃᵈ.⁾ (𝙺𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎 𝙵: 𝙲𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚍𝚞𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚙𝚜𝚎) Not long after, I said, "I’m fine," but my vibe was flat. Doc goes, "You need a dose of F." I blinked. "Wait! that’s a vitamin now?" He deadpanned, "Nope, I meant that F minus last spring." Ohhh! Man... ⁽ᵀʰᵉ ᵈᵒᶜ'ˢ ⁿᵒᵗᵉ: ᴹᵒᵒᵈ ᶠˡᵃᵗ. ᴹⁱˢᵘⁿᵈᵉʳˢᵗᵒᵒᵈ ᶠ ᵃˢ ᵛⁱᵗᵃᵐⁱⁿ. ᴬᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ᵃᶜᵃᵈᵉᵐⁱᶜ ᵗʳᵃᵘᵐᵃ.⁾ (𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚜: 𝙰𝚋𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚕 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚎, 𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚍) Maybe I’ve found the answer. My blood type’s really a rare one: G — The kind you only find in zombies. No wonder major keys just scare me. Guess G minor’s been home since puberty. Looks like I’m the only one, who needs a shot of vitamin "W.T.F." ⁽ᵀʰᵉ ᵈᵒᶜ'ˢ ⁿᵒᵗᵉˢ: ᴮˡᵒᵒᵈ ᵗʸᵖᵉ: ᴳ. ᴾᵒˢˢⁱᵇˡᵉ ᶻᵒᵐᵇⁱᵉ. ᴹᵃʲᵒʳ ᵏᵉʸˢ ᵗʳⁱᵍᵍᵉʳ ᶠⁱᵍʰᵗ⁻ᵒʳ⁻ᶠˡⁱᵍʰᵗ.⁾ (𝚆𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚁𝚘𝚘𝚖: 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚜...) (𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝙿𝚕𝚊𝚗 𝙰 & 𝙱: 𝚂𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐) They say it all begins with A, But mine veered off into A minor halfway. I wasn’t trying to be sad, guess the chords had plans. Some folks get sunlight, I got clouds instead. I tried to B better, but minor got there first. Played every scale, still felt the worst. B major’s rare, like peace in my mind. So I stay tuned to B minor… most of the time. ⁽ᵀʰᵉ ᵈᵒᶜ'ˢ ⁿᵒᵗᵉˢ: ᴾᵃᵗⁱᵉⁿᵗ ˢᵗᵃᵇⁱˡⁱᶻᵉᵈ ʷⁱᵗʰ ˡᵒʷ⁻ᵈᵒˢᵉ ᴹⁱⁿᵒʳᶜᵃⁱⁿᵉ. ᴺᵒ ᵐᵃʲᵒʳ ʳᵉˡᵃᵖˢᵉ ᵉˣᵖᵉᶜᵗᵉᵈ.⁾ (𝚁𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝙲: 𝚂𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚍) Yesterday, I went back for a follow-up. Doc looked at me and said, "Just a check-up, it’s a clinic." I said, "Hit me with some vitamin C. Please." He smiled, and said, "No need... I no longer "C" minor... in you." ⁽ᵀʰᵉ ᵈᵒᶜ'ˢ ᴺᵒᵗᵉˢ: ᴿᵉᶜᵒᵛᵉʳʸ ᵒᵇˢᵉʳᵛᵉᵈ. ᴺᵒ ˡᵒⁿᵍᵉʳ "ᶜ" ᵐⁱⁿᵒʳ ᵃᵈᵈⁱᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿ. ᴿᵉˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵃᵖᵖʳᵒᵛᵉᵈ.⁾