# 🔥 **SOVAK — FROM BED TO WORK** 🔥 *Funny angry anthem* **[Intro]** Alarm goes off. I open one eye. Absolutely not. Who scheduled **morning**?! **[Verse 1]** Dragged myself straight out of bed, Hair looks like it fought the dead, Sock is missing, phone is low, And somehow I’m already late to go. Coffee machine starts making sounds, I’m staring at it like, “Don’t mess me around.” Keys? Gone. Wallet? Nope. My last remaining thread of hope— **[Pre-Chorus]** Then somebody says, “Good morning!” **Sovak:** **WHAT’S GOOD ABOUT IT?!** **[Chorus]** 🔥 **ANGRY!** 🔥 From my bed to work, I haven’t even started And I’m already going berserk! Traffic! Emails! Somebody stole my chair! Why is there a meeting That could’ve been an email sitting there?! I got my magic staff, My cosmic shades, And approximately **ZERO PATIENCE LEFT TODAY!** 🔥 **SOVAK’S GOING TO WORK!** 🔥 Everybody clear the way! **[Verse 2]** Walk through the door at eight-oh-three, Someone immediately walks up to me: “Quick question—” **NO.** “Could you just—” **NO.** “It’ll only take—” **ABSOLUTELY NO.** Computer says: **UPDATE REQUIRED.** Printer says: **PAPER JAM.** Password says: **INCORRECT.** Sovak says: **I USED THAT PASSWORD YESTERDAY, YOU DIGITAL POTATO!** **[Chorus]** 🔥 **ANGRY!** 🔥 From my bed to work, Every little inconvenience Is making my eyebrow jerk! Teams call! Phone call! Twenty-seven emails! Somebody marked one “URGENT” Just to ask about minor details! I got lightning in my gloves, A crystal staff of doom, And if that printer jams again It’s leaving through the roof! 🔥 **SOVAK’S AT WORK!** 🔥 Productivity goes **BOOM!** **[Bridge]** Boss says, “Can everybody stay calm?” Sovak slowly turns around. “Calm?” The lights flicker. “**CALM?!**” Coffee cup starts levitating. “I HAVE BEEN AWAKE FOR THREE HOURS, THE WI-FI HAS DISCONNECTED FOUR TIMES, AND SOMEONE ATE MY BISCUITS.” **Entire office:** “…Oh no.” **[Breakdown]** 🎵 Who ate the biscuits? 🎵 **WHO ATE THE BISCUITS?!** 🎵 Nobody knows! 🎵 **SOMEBODY KNOWS!** 🎵 Check the CCTV! 🎵 **ENHANCE IT!** 🎵 It was Dave! 🎵 … **DAVE.** **RUN.** **[Final Chorus]** 🔥🔥 **ANGRY!** 🔥🔥 From my bed to work, Survived another morning Without completely going berserk! Coffee! Biscuits! Computer finally works! Dave replaced the snacks So maybe Dave is not the worst. Five o’clock arrives, I’m finally free, I grab my coat and shout with glee: **“GOODBYE EVERYBODY! DO NOT CONTACT ME!”** Then my phone goes— **DING!** “Meeting scheduled: **8 A.M. tomorrow.**” … **SOVAK:** # **AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!** 🔥😡🔥 **[Outro]** Back to bed. Wrap in blanket. Phone on silent. Peace at last. Alarm clock: **“See you tomorrow!”** **Sovak:** “…I swear to God.”
