[Verse 1] Little Johnny walked down the hall one night, Heard some grunts that gave him a fright. He opened the door and dropped his bear— Saw more than any kid should dare! He said, “Dad, what’s that you’re doin’ in bed?” Dad looked up, turned kinda red. He gave a smirk and a wink, no shame: “Son, we’re playin’ poker, it’s an adult game.” [Pre-Chorus] “And your momma’s the wild card, son, that’s the rule, She reshuffles the deck and breaks every duel!” [Chorus] 🎵 It’s poker night in the Johnson clan, No Vegas lights, but they’ve got a plan. No cards on the table, no dice to shake, Just wild hands and a back that might break. So knock before you walk real far— ‘Cause Momma’s the wild card… and Daddy’s raisin’ the bar. 🎵 ⸻ [Verse 2] Next day Johnny thought, “That was a shock…” But curiosity ticks like a busted clock. He wandered to Grandpa’s house for a chat, Heard moans, then a thump — “What the hell was that?!” He peeked inside and turned snowman white, Gramps was shirtless, givin’ it might. Johnny said, “Grandpa, what’s going on?” He said, “Boy, same game, just dusk ‘til dawn!” [Pre-Chorus] “Me and your Granny, we ante up slow, She’s still the wild card, just moves a lil’ low!” [Chorus] 🎵 It’s poker night in the Golden Years, With icy hot and replacement gears. Granny’s got tricks from the ‘Summer of Love,’ And Grandpa’s all in with a latex glove. Don’t need no chips, just a willin’ heart— ‘Cause even old flames still like to… start. 🎵 ⸻ [Bridge] Now Dad came home, wantin’ peace and a bath, But heard some giggles and a bubbly laugh. He swung the door open, got hit with steam— And the sight inside made him wanna scream! There’s Johnny in the tub, grinnin’ real wide, One hand splashin’, the other… occupied. Dad said, “What in the world you doin’, champ?!” Johnny said, “Poker, Dad. I’m the whole damn camp!” [Final Chorus] 🎵 I’m playin’ poker, no need for a card, With a hand like this, I’m playin’ hard! Don’t need a Queen or a pair that’s wild, Just me, myself, and my inner child. So deal me out, go take a walk— ‘Cause this is a solo game, no need for talk!” 🎵
