A Warning Disclaimer is Nobody's Friend 🐦⬛ Remaster (Syracuse, 2005)
☠️A WARNING DISCLAIMER IS NOBODY'S FRIEND☠️ I'm not going to say this shit to you again! Why are you fucking with fickle fate my friend? Disclaimers and warnings, Shouldn't come off as rules to be bent! I think you need to go back to school, Maybe take your grades again! You get warning disclaimers and signs at work, A pink letter will not make your day better jerk, It's not a cute design you fake, fart knocking turd! Maybe next time, Don't assume, That smoking pots, A PERK! Oh, a warning disclaimer is nobody's friend! Go ahead and laugh, At least I won't cry after being poisoned! They keep you out of trouble, Yeah, they keep your body right, Ignore a warning disclaimer, And you may as well wager your life... Live or die? Go ahead and decide! Warnings are regulated and stated on bottles And I don't care what fake declarations you squabble They are there to make sure you don't overdose They're not there to insult They keep you from becoming comatose Warnings are put on signs... They are not there to keep us in line... They keep us safe and from smashing and crashing when we drive Are red and yellow signs, Goin right over your head? How did you make it this long alive? I'm surprised you lasted this whole time, Before your end! Oh, a warning disclaimer is nobody's friend! Go ahead and laugh, At least I won't fry from pissing on an electrified fence! They keep you out of trouble, Yeah, they keep your mind right, Ignore a warning disclaimer, And you may as well wager your life... Live or die? You decide! Ooohhh... just because you say it isn't true, Really says something about your low IQ! You are a walking warning, Giving off all the red flags! You do you buddy, Even though, I have to say how so, so, sad! And you don't need to say shit, I can already tell! Why ignorant stupid diddily fuck dinguses, Like you end up here in hell! Enjoy the fire buddy, It's only going to get hotter... You will get used to the smell... Hell... Why do I even bother... Oh, well... Oh, a warning disclaimer is nobody's friend Go ahead and laugh, At least I won't die, Being chopped up after losing a bet! They keep you out of trouble, Man, they keep that body right! Ignore a warning disclaimer, And you may as well kiss your ass goodbye KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE!
