[INTRO] America first! (Israel first!) No new wars! (More new wars!) Build a wall! (Watch it stall!) A new chapter in history (Chapter Eleven, y'all!) [VERSE 1] Donald Trump, but without triumph, Half-assed vows like the ones he broke. Big boss talk, but a follow-through joke, Build it high, make em fund the plan! (MAGA!) Tariff dreams pass the cost again. (MAGA!) Like Trump Vodka, Steaks, and the Shuttle, Mortgage schemes, a Uni hustle, Big launch, big hype then quietly ditched, "Well, moving on", when the script gets glitched. [CHORUS] Taco Trump quick retreat, (bawk, bawk, bawk) Art of the deal? More like art of the leave. Command the stage, but abandon the fight, Gold nameplate shines, but the numbers don't shine. Say it loud, then pivot the tune, Promise the moon, but retreat too soon. (MAGA!) a chorus of sound, While the foundations quietly come unwound. [VERSE 2] Backs off Russia. (Taco! Taco!) Backs off China. (Taco!) Same pattern, same actor. Backs off Joseon. (Taco!) Talk big, then freeze, Commander-in-chief with no training days. Immediately repeal and replace the A.C.A. That fell through, so he pivoted: M.A.G.A. Hire Americans! the rally cry loud, While capital flows quietly out of the crowd. Let's Move Assets to Gaza Again! (MAGA!) Said he'd eliminate debt for the nation, But deficits grew in perfect synchronization. [BRIDGE] Eight-year vision fired after four, Already had taco'd the initiatives before. "Hire Americans!" echoes in vain, While the ledger just balances loss against gain. A mogul brand with fewer stays, Than a roadside chain with a flickering blaze. [CHORUS] Taco Trump quick retreat, (bawk, bawk, bawk) Art of the deal? More like art of the leave. Command the stage, but abandon the fight, Gold nameplate shines, but the numbers don't shine. Say it loud, then pivot the tune, Promise the moon, but retreat too soon. (MAGA!) a chorus of sound, While the foundations quietly come unwound. [OUTRO] America first... (Israel first...) No new wars... (More new wars...) Build the wall... (Watch it stall...) New chapter in history... (Chapter Eleven, y'all...) Taco'd on the initiatives... (Fade out on rhythmic chant)
