[Intro: Fiddle] [Claxon] Hahahahaha [Laughter] [Echo] It's that time again for a magnificent Klown, (if I may say so myself) — to tell you that this is in fact Off-Topic!! [Deep Liquid Drop] [Bridge] Hahahaha [Laughter] As much as talking about birds and the bees is fun! Remember that *none* of those tales should be spun! [Instrumental] [Bridge] Hahahaha [Laughter] Ohh my dear child, such tall tales you spew, But let the sinister sinner tell you, That whenever you deviate from the track The ringleader will cut you out, like a hack, Hahahaha [Laughter] But little child dont be frightened, And let your hearing be heightened, As for in this grand carnival, Only those who do not fall, Shall rise to become the main act Hahahaha [Laughter] And that is a fact. [Laughter Echo] Hahahaha [Calm] [Build up: Tuba] [Double Tuba Whopper] [Cheese Drop] [Calm] Hahaha [Laughter] [Harlequin Hymns] Mm mm mm mmmm mm mmmm Hahahaha [Laughter] Mmmmmm Mmm mm MmMM [Melody] So listen close, my little crew, Follow the rules, as we do. In this circus, wild and free, We'll find joy for you and me. [Calm] Hahaha [Laughter] [Oh no, I dropped my tuba] [Here's the Carnival] [Bridge] [Ease] [Pause] [Encore] As for in this grand carnival! Only those who do not fall! Shall rise to become the main act! Hahahaha [Laughter] That's a fact! [Scream] [Ahhhh-hahahaha, I found my Tuba!] [Tuba Climax] [Build-Up] Klown-Town!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha [Laughter] [Tuba Solo] [Drop] [Tuba Solo] [Tuba Climax] Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha [Laughter] [Drop] [Tuba] [Tuba Climax] (Now let's move to off-topic) Hahahaha! [Carnival Outro] [End] (Angry sinister clown)