[Verse 1] I nicked your chips, then kissed your pint Now Dixon's shouting, "Get him, right!" I spilled my gin on a fresh white suit Now I'm skidding past a kebab shop boot Got a baguette, got a stolen hat Got bad intentions and a waistcoat fat Mum said, "Son, don't be a clown" I said, "Too late, I'm tearing town" [Pre-Chorus] Hear that wail in the air Boots on cobbles, they come from there I do a grin, I do a sprint My manners gone, my conscience lint [Chorus] Run, lad, run Run from the sum Run, lad, run What have I done? Run, lad, run Raise that drum Run, lad, run I'm filthy and dumb [Verse 2] PC Plod in a too-small coat Lost his dignity, lost his float He slid on piss by the betting shop Yelled, "Oi, you stop!" then couldn't stop I lobbed my shoe at a garden gnome Borrowed a bike from a barmaid's home She cursed me out with a cheeky wink I stole her scarf and jumped the sink [Pre-Chorus] Hear that wail in the air Boots on cobbles, they come from there I do a grin, I do a sprint My manners gone, my conscience lint [Chorus] Run, lad, run Run from the sum Run, lad, run What have I done? Run, lad, run Raise that drum Run, lad, run I'm filthy and dumb [Bridge] I went too far by the fishmonger stall Got tackled hard by a pensioner wall He said, "Sonny, calm your battered soul" Then nicked my sausage roll Now I'm cuffed with a jam stain grin Still bragging loudly, "I could've won!" The sergeant sighed, the crowd roared "Mad!" And Mum just laughed, "He's always been bad" [Final Chorus] Run, lad, run Run from the sum Run, lad, run What have I done? Run, lad, run Raise that drum Run, lad, run I'm filthy and dumb
