The Department of Directed Evolution

(Verse 1) Step right up to the Department of Directed Evolution, A carnival of genes, where DNA gets a revolution. Cronenberg’s dreams on a petri dish stage, With Xenomorphs as pets, it’s the latest rage! (Pre-Chorus) Transformation horror, mix and match mutation, A little slice of ‘Splice’, a genetic vacation. Shapeshifter mashup, power degeneration, Come lose yourself in our monstrous creation. (Chorus) We’re playing God in the lab tonight, Stirring the pot, oh what a sight! From the House of Evolution to a BIONICLE beast, Our portfolio of horrors has never ceased. (Verse 2) Adaptive ability going absolutely haywire, Mutation horror, come and tread the wire. Terminal transformations, involuntary shift, Identity’s a gamble, now that’s a gift! (Bridge) Dr. Genus, meet Dr. Moreau, In our lab, oh, the horrors we sow. Annihilation’s just a cell away, In the depths of DNA, where monsters play. (Chorus) We’re playing God in the lab tonight, Stirring the pot, oh what a sight! From JoJo’s bizarre escapades to Parasite Eve’s frights, We engineer nightmares that bite. (Verse 3) Sisyphean tales of flesh and despair, Bas-Lag creatures from nightmares we dare. Blindsight's echoes in the corridors deep, In the Department of Evolution, who needs sleep? (Outro) So welcome to our twisted show, Where the rules of nature we overthrow. In the lab of horrors, where we engineer the strain, The Department of Directed Evolution, where sanity’s inane. Mutation, transformation, a horrific spree, In our genetic playground, what will you be? A masterpiece of horror, a testament to fear, At the Department of Directed Evolution, we’re all mad here.