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The Woke Tantrum Tango

March 13, 2025 at 2:46 PMv4

Oh, the woke are in a tizzy, Their feelings all a-frazzle! They’re shouting from their podiums, “You’re wrong, now hug my dazzle!” They say, “Boys can be girls, And girls can be a tree!” But real folks just scratch their heads, And say, “What sorcery?” (Chorus) Oh, the woke are having tantrums, ‘Cause we don’t buy their spiel! They scream, “You’re all problematic!” We say, “Nah, that’s not real!” They claim that whites are fragile, And Jews are pure as snow, But history’s a messy book, And everyone should know! (Verse 2) They say, “Check your privilege!” We say, “Check your brain!” Everything they touch turns weird, Like kale-flavored champagne! They cancel folks for breathing, For words they said in ‘92, But real folks just keep living, ‘Cause we’ve got better things to do! (Chorus) Oh, the woke are having tantrums, ‘Cause we don’t join their cult! They say, “Come and be enlightened!” We say, “Nah, we’re good, thanks a bunch!” (Bridge) They’ve got pronouns in their bios, And flags in every hue, But when you ask for common sense, They’ve got no clue what to do! They’ll lecture you for hours, On why you’re such a jerk, But when you ask for evidence, They just scream, “Do the work!” (Chorus) Oh, the woke are having tantrums, ‘Cause their nonsense doesn’t stick! They say, “Join us, be progressive!” We say, “Nah, we’re not that sick!” (Outro) So here’s to all the real folks, Who just want to live their lives, While the woke keep spinning circles, In their woke kaleidoscope vibes!

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8 Comments

Radio Banksy

Radio Banksy 16w ago


Nice one 👏👏👏 love it, and girls can be a tree 🤣🤣 similar topic in these songs too….check em out 🤷‍♂️

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Radio Banksy

Radio Banksy 16w ago

Uncontrolled

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RetroDream

RetroDream 16w ago

Hahaha, this is so funny!

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Preliator

PreliatorCreator 16w ago

It's funny because it's true!

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AldousLearySound

AldousLearySound 3d ago

nailed it

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Amano

Amano 4w ago

Pffft (bursts into laughter). Oh, man, this is a joy to listen.

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Preliator

PreliatorCreator 4w ago

👍

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CrypticHollow

CrypticHollow 5w ago

this ones a real banger👍🙌

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CrypticHollow

CrypticHollow 5w ago

😱🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🔥

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DrollPhysicality866

DrollPhysicality866 12w ago

HAhaha awsome😍

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Preliator

PreliatorCreator 12w ago

don't forget to check out the other version!