do you know where my pen is? Who the fuck knows where my pen is? does anybody know where my god dam pen is? I can't find any of my pens! I can't find any of my pens! and I am sad. do you know where my pen is? where is my god damned pen! I fucking need to write a letter. where is my god dam pen! I don't want a fucking pencil, you pencil pushing fuck. fuck off! get me a fucking pen fuck bag! mother fucker stole my pen, somebody has my pen. do you know where my pen is? god damn it I need a pen! oh fuck it, I'll just call them on the telephone. son of a bitch.