
I am the lorax, I speak for the trees and the trees seem to speak Japanese and if u chop them down I’ll steal ur knees and ship one overseas and eat the other one with mustard and cheese while spraying my room with febreeze and attempting to speak Vietnamese oh did I mention that I’ll fill ur mouth with bees, u don't want to know the fees and I can do all of this with ease i hate chickpeas they make me sneeze

