(Verse 1) You show up late with smoke on your breath, Sayin' things you’ll regret by dawn. You hold my waist like I'm your fix, But baby, that trick's long gone. Your tie's half-loose, your smile half-true, You talk like we were meant to be. But I’ve read your lines, I've heard that tune... It don't do much for me. (Chorus) Call me when you're sober, Not when you're feelin' bold. You only love me midnight deep, When your pride is gettin' cold. I ain't your little secret, Not your fallback plan on call. Call me when you're sober... Or don't call me at all. (Verse 2) I watched you spin the same old lies, In lipstick-colored sin. You treat love like it's a vice, Then come runnin' back again. You think your charm can change the past, Like I forgot the nights you left. But my heart don't take no credit cards... Especially one in debt. (Chorus) Call me when you’re sober, Not when the bar's run dry. I won’t be your lullaby, Just 'cause your bed's too wide. I ain't your bittersweet escape, I’m not your rise or fall. Call me when you're sober... Or don't call me at all. (Bridge) You like your women like your whiskey... Neat, and easy to ignore. But baby, I'm a storm in velvet heels, And I don’t knock twice no more. (Verse 3) So toast your glass to what we had, But don't pretend it still remains. I loved you once, and that was that, But I ain't playin' those games. Now I wear red for me, not you, And I sleep right through your name. You made your bed, now lie in it, Alone with all your shame. (Final Chorus) Call me when you're sober, When the mirror shows it all. When you see me walkin' past you, And it hurts more than the fall. No, I won't be your remedy, Or patch your little flaws. Call me when you're sober... Or don't call me at all.


