[Intro: A cheerful, upbeat melody begins with a slight echo, like a group of ghostly singers.] [Singers (bouncy, sing-song rhythm)]: "Got a case of the shivers, feelin' dead on your feet? Tune in to R-D-R-M… for a spooky treat!" [Bridge: A brief instrumental with a playful, ghostly whistle.] [Barbershop Quartet Jingle with 'Wake the Dead’] (Tenor) 🎶 Wake the dead, it’s time to rise! (Lead) 🎶 Hansel and Gretel, what a sweet surprise! (Baritone) 🎶 The witch is near, don’t take the bait, (Bass) 🎶 But tune in to RDRM, it’s not too late! (All) 🎶 Wake the dead, tune in and see, RDRM-FM's where you’ll want to be! Hansel and Gretel’s tale unfolds, On RDRM, where the spooky’s told! 🎶 (Lead) 🎶 Tune in to RDRM-FM! 🎶 (All) 🎶 Wake the dead, your Halloween gem! 🎶 [Singers (repeating line with a catchy hook)]: "R-D-R-M-FM! Wake the Dead! R-D-R-M-FM! Wake the Deaaaad!" [Outro: Ends with eerie laughter and a final, cheerful "Oooooo!" fading out.]
