My Cat Stole My Spaceship Original By Arpege-S.(Synthewave 80s Retro future Mix)

[intro – 0:00] Yeah! You won’t believe this one… It’s about my cat… and my spaceship! MEOW [verse 1 – 0:15] Woke up late, coffee spilled on my chest, My cat was lookin’ guilty, you can guess the rest, Keys to my ship? Gone in a flash, Then I heard the engine blast! MEOW Ran outside, my jaw hit the floor, My cat in shades, flying off like Thor, Left a note that said, “Don’t wait up,” Guess he’d had enough of my love! [chorus – 0:55] My cat stole my spaceship, He’s cruisin’ through the stars real quick! Left me here with dirty dishes, And a bag of cosmic catnip wishes. He’s a space outlaw, laser eyes, Flyin’ through the Milky Skies — My cat stole my spaceship, And he’s never coming back tonight! MEOW [instrumental break – 1:30] (*funky bassline, synth whooshes, meows echoing in space*) [verse 2 – 1:45] Got a message on the cosmic line, He said, “Yo human, I’m doin’ fine!” Met a dog from Jupiter Five, We’re startin’ a band, it’s called “Nine Lives.” I said, “Buddy please, just come back home,” He said, “Sorry dude, I’m in my zone!” Now NASA’s callin’ every day, They think I trained him that way! [chorus – 2:25] My cat stole my spaceship, He’s cruisin’ through the stars real quick! Left me here with dirty dishes, And a bag of cosmic catnip wishes. He’s a space outlaw, laser eyes, Flyin’ through the Milky Skies — My cat stole my spaceship, And he’s never coming back tonight! MEOW [bridge – 3:00] (Melodramatic slow voice) They said love hurts... But no one warned me about fur and hyperspeed. I still look at the stars and whisper... “Here, kitty kitty...” [final chorus – 3:25 → outro – 3:50] My cat stole my spaceship (oh no!), Now he’s got his own talk show! He’s famous in the cosmic zone, And I’m just cryin’ here alone! He’s a star now, laser eyes, Still won’t answer my goodbyes… Yeah, my cat stole my spaceship — And I think… he blocked me. (Meow!)