[Verse 1] There’s a guy who’s got a bold disguise He’s changing up his look to claim the prize Filled out his college form Checked a box, now he’s transformed Odds are he’ll be in Harvard by tomorrow [Chorus] Secret Asian Man Secret Asian Man They’ve given you a scholarship 'Cause you changed your family name [Guitar Riff] [Verse 2] Beware of all the questions that they ask One wrong move and you’ll be caught real fast Oh, be careful what you say Don’t slip up in any way Hopefully they don't check your DNA [Chorus] Secret Asian Man Secret Asian Man They’ve given you a scholarship 'Cause you changed your family name [Guitar Riff] [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] Secret Asian Man Secret Asian Man They’ve given you a scholarship 'Cause you changed your family name [Guitar Riff] [Verse 3] Rolling through the Ivy League in style Debating politics with practiced guile Oh no, a family pic Won't help the whole thing stick Odds are he’ll be exposed before tomorrow [Chorus] Secret Asian Man Secret Asian Man They’ve given you a scholarship 'Cause you changed your family name [Guitar Riff] [Outro] Secret Asian Man
