[Intro] Oxgoose Radio I'm really turnin' into a porker! f-f-f-f-fat fat fat I'm gettin really fat my b-b-belly's gettin bigger(bigger) gettin so damn(so damn) fat toes toes toes look down can't see my toes my fatty belly's bigger I can't even see my toes shoes? shoes. It's hard to tie my shoes. shoe tying means I'm bending and it's squeezy squeezy poo (No!) Ice cream? Ice cream I really love the ice cream my sundae best is tasty and it's making me get fat Jiggly jiggly jiggle jiggle jiggly jiggle jiggle jiggle j-j-jiggle jiggle HEY! f-f-f-f-fat fat fat I'm gettin really fat my belly's gettin bigger(bigger) gettin so damn fat plumpin' plumpin' breathin heavy when I'm humpin' get my heart beat up gettin dizzy when it's pumpin' t-t-t-t-toes toes toes look down can't see my toes my fatty belly's bigger I can't even see my toes i gotta gotta gotta diet don't wanna wanna wanna diet g-g-g-gotta gotta gotta diet or else I'm gonna roll away!(No!) Jiggly jiggly jiggle jiggle jiggly jiggle jiggle jiggle j-j-jiggle jiggle HEY! [Voice over] My cholesterol's so high that I got gravy in my veins!
