[Verse 1] She’s been dead three thousand years, still somehow turning heads in here, gold on her wrists, black around her eyes, walks out the tomb like she owns the night. Bandages tight and the posture right, ancient queen with an appetite, you can keep your curse and your warning sign, that mummy’s looking mighty fine. [Chorus] MILF MUMMY! MILF MUMMY! wrapped up tight and looking yummy, MILF MUMMY! MILF MUMMY! three thousand years and still got something. queen of the tomb, older than sin, I didn't know what kind of trouble I was in, MILF MUMMY! MILF MUMMY! I need a little MILF MUMMY! [Verse 2] She’s seen kingdoms rise and fall, watched whole empires hit the wall, dated pharaohs, priests, and kings, now she likes ’em young with modern things. try to argue and you won't get far, pretty smart for someone with their brain in a jar, three-thousand-year-old cougar on the loose, turning heads before Rome had roots. [Chorus] MILF MUMMY! MILF MUMMY! wrapped up tight and looking stunning, MILF MUMMY! MILF MUMMY! three thousand years and still got something. queen of the tomb, older than sin, one little smile and my judgment gives in, MILF MUMMY! MILF MUMMY! I need a little MILF MUMMY! [Verse 3] She’s got four canopic jars on a shelf, keeps all the important pieces of herself, liver over here, lungs over there, still more put together than anyone here. Museum boys keep trying to stare, she adjusts another bandage with care, walks past slow with that ancient sway, and every archaeologist forgets what to say. [Bridge] She got curses in the kitchen, hieroglyphs in the hall, three thousand years of lovers still crawling when she calls. She got gold in the bedroom, sand across the floor, three-thousand-year-old cougar still coming back for more. [Heavy drum break] [Final Chorus] MILF MUMMY! MILF MUMMY! wrapped up tight and looking stunning, MILF MUMMY! MILF MUMMY! three thousand years and still got something. queen of the tomb, older than sin, one little wink and my senses give in, MILF MUMMY! MILF MUMMY! I need a little MILF MUMMY! [Outro] try to argue and you won't get far, pretty smart for someone with their brain in a jar. Three-thousand-year-old cougar— MILF MUMMY!
