Aaagghh don't get me started Singers built a mansion (more graves turning) Torbay Council (remember them?) let it rot The roof's falling in (literally) Time for another spaffin' survey (another plan) All we need is 50 million (small change, really... no) Don't laugh... it ain't funny (oh, sorry... couldn't help it) When I was young, the tennis courts were buzzin' Now they're full of dog shhhhhh. Hey but that's ok... Council spent decades making excuses (Who cares about youth and fitness recreation) The roof's falling in (literally) Time for another spaffin' survey (another plan) All we need is 50 million (small change, really... no) Don't laugh... it ain't funny (oh, sorry... couldn't help it) Versailles proud of the gardens... oh wait... that was then, this is now Makes me mad (who's to blame... guess (it's not hard)) Bring on the excuses... bring 'em on Bring on the excuses... bring 'em on Bring on the excuses... bring 'em on (Yes, but you have to understand... yawn) There's the door... off ya go... chop-chop There's the door... off ya go... chop-chop There's the door... off ya go... chop-chop
