Professor, Professor

[Intro] That's about all I hear And I know I signed up for it but still I fear That my students keep forgetting that I shouldn't be here That I should be delving or fighting or ruling But those days have long since been dying So I settle for fifth best And put my students to the test So that I'm not *fucking bored*. [Chorus] 'Professor, Professor-' Shut your mouth! Y'know I've been holding back for all of your sakes! But if you keep pushing me then I'll up the stakes And it'll be fun to see all of you fail. Don't say I didn't warn you! [Outro] Well, now, lookie here! I think I've made it abundantly clear That history's true and my stories deserve your respect And now you clowns know just what to expect. See you next year!