[fast staccato beats] [intro] [spoken] [male #1]"Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year?" [male #2]"The principal said she's a real doll" [male #1]"Woah!" [verse] The school board's strapped for cash And they needed a new instructor So they went online And began to construct her Now she's made of latex And silicone She can grade tests And give a blow [chorus] She's a sex robot teacher Morning class, nice to meet ya She's got a life-like expression I'm ready for my lesson She's a sex robot teacher Morning class, nice to meet ya Now all the students oogle While she uses Google [verse] She's the latest model With artificial intelligence Skin soft as vinyl Will she give me tetanus [chorus] She's a sex robot teacher Morning class, nice to meet ya She's got a life-like expression I'm ready for my lesson She's a sex robot teacher She's got all the latest features Now all the students oogle While she uses Google [spoken] [male #1] "Hey, I brought my hard drive!" [male #2] "I heard you're plug and play!" [verse] She don't take no five inch floppy But I hear she'll give ya a sloppy She's gotta streamlined carbon-fiber chassis I hope she makes me stay after classy [chorus] She's a sex robot teacher Morning class, nice to meet ya She's got a life-like expression She's my new obsession She's a sex robot teacher She's got all the latest features Now all the students oogle While she uses Google [outro] She's a sex robot teacher Morning class, nice to meet ya She's got a life-like expression I'm ready for my lesson [spoken, fading out] [male #1] "Hey, what's wrong with teacher?" [male #2] "Is she asleep?" [male #1}] "Oh man, I think her battery's dead." [male #2} "Okay, who forgot to charge her?"
