I Don't Like Horses...

I know I'm gonna be offending someone But I gotta stop pretending, I'm done Gonna let my secret out now Gotta break my silence and shout loud I'm a pretty tall guy, over 6 feet high And when someone's taller than me (Don't know why) It's just bull, It makes me uncomfortable Particularly when, it's a tall animal So whenever I see four hooves, bigger than mine I turn away, and I run and I hide (This is fine) You won't catch me up close, no way I'll be hiding if I can't run away I don't like horses, but I don't know why (I get a bad feeling when a horse is nearby) I don't like horses, with their muscle-ee necks (All the horse lovers can pay their respects) I just don't like 'em, and I can't explain (Nobody's fault, there's no one to blame) If a horse walked up, I think I'd die I don't like horses, but I don't know why Woah-oh oh oh Woah-oh oh oh I used to dream about fishing on the lake But a nightmare horse kicked me in the face Hooves broke my teeth and my skull was shattered Woke up screaming, parents like "What's the matter?!" Long, long faces with the big black eyes Even the small ones, don't matter the size They're just a big muscle, coming my way If I see one comin' I'm runnin' away I don't like horses, but I don't know why (I get a bad feeling when a horse is nearby) I don't like horses, with their muscle-ee necks (All the horse lovers can pay their respects) I just don't like 'em, and I can't explain (Nobody's fault, there's no one to blame) If a horse walked up, I think I'd die I don't like horses, but I don't know why Woah-oh oh oh Woah-oh oh oh How would I ride a horse and carriage Without having a panic attack? (I wouldn't) How could I ever go horseback riding up a winding mountain track? (I wouldn't) I'd only make one exception But you need to be forewarned (What?) I think I might try to ride... A unicorn. (That's literally the same thing but more dangerous) (Also, nonexistent) Woah-oh oh oh Woah-oh oh oh Woah-oh oh oh Woah-oh oh oh I don't like horses, but I don't know why (I get a bad feeling when a horse is nearby) I don't like horses, with their muscle-ee necks (All the horse lovers can pay their respects) I just don't like 'em, and I can't explain (Nobody's fault, there's no one to blame) If a horse walked up, I think I'd die I don't like horses, but I don't know why I don't like horses, but I don't know why (I get a bad feeling when a horse is nearby) I don't like horses, with their muscle-ee necks (All the horse lovers can pay their respects) I just don't like 'em, and I can't explain (Nobody's fault, there's no one to blame) If a horse walked up, I think I'd die I don't like horses, but I don't know why Woah-oh oh oh I don't know why I don't know why