[Intro – Echo – DJ Turntables | aggressive scratching | chopped station samples] "EMOTIONAL— EMOTIONAL— SUPPORT." "Fifty thousand— thousand— thousand ISK." "Fifteen minutes." "The Chief does not hug." [Station PA – Raven | dry sarcastic commercial voice] Attention W H P D personnel. Are you calm? Content? Emotionally stable? Mid-Rust Records can fix that. [Beat Drop] [Verse One – Kilo | male lead MC | confident technical grime flow | rapid internal rhymes] Chief found a glitch in the deputy brain, Turn irritation into financial gain, One gets mad then he books again, That's fifty K down the revenue drain. Fifteen minutes, sit, vent, leave, Chief don't hug and he don't relieve, Blue towel issued, professionally weave All them tears from a deputy sleeve. So the Orphans ran numbers— Hold up, wait. Angry cop equals income? Great. Why let peace put food off the plate? We need more emotional damage per day. Tiny bit trolling, tactical bait, Move one bookmark, arrive too late, Borrow your Quafe, rename your crate, Then ask why you're looking emotionally irate. [Vex – Hype] YOU LOOK STRESSED. [Kilo] Perfect. Book him at eight. [Pre-Chorus – Raven | smoky female vocal | sarcastic advertising melody] Did somebody touch your overview? Did somebody laugh when you missed tackle too? Has Mid-Rust done something annoying to you? Good. We know a Chief you can talk it through. [Chorus – Raven | smoky melodic hook | Vex low backing hype] BOOK ANOTHER SESSION. Chief gets paid. CRY INTO THE TOWEL. ISK gets made. Fifteen minutes. Dock your pain. Mid-Rust piss you off— Book again. [Vex] AGAIN! [Echo – DJ Scratch] "Book— book— book again." "Fifty thousand ISK." "The Chief does not hug." [Verse Two – Kilo | increasingly technical double-time grime flow] We're stimulating local emotional trade, Manufactured rage with a service prepaid, Every sarcastic transmission made Is another little deposit getting Chief paid. That's vertical integration— Beautiful scheme. We supply irritation, Chief supplies therapy. Deputy loses composure, We increase frequency, Chief checks wallet like— What the hell happened this week? Raven hid your paperwork. Vex moved your chair. Kilo says "skill issue" then pretends he wasn't there. Echo scratches your complaint over station-wide air— [Echo – Scratch] "HE'S BLOCKED ME EVERYWHERE!" [Vex] Sounds like abandonment issues. [Kilo] Chief's office. Downstairs. Now queue by the docking bay, Fifty K admission, don't walk away, Orphans watching that wallet display, Provoke one deputy— Chief gets paid. Provoke two deputies— Chief gets paid. Whole damn night shift— CHIEF GETS PAID. [Instrumental Break – Echo | DJ Turntable scratching | heavy bass | chopped samples] "Fifty— fifty— fifty thousand." "Emotional support." "Free crying towel." "Zero-G tears." "The Chief does not— does not— does not hug." [Verse Three – Vex | deep male rapper | intimidating deadpan technical flow | sarcastic] Need repeat business? I'm your man. I can irritate half this station without a plan. Put my boots on your desk, touch your tactical fan, ask Dispatch Girl, "What's this button?" BAM. Another fifty K. Tell Blitzd somebody scratched his ship. Tell Knightzshade somebody moved his fit. Tell the Chief we're absolutely innocent— Then watch three deputies emotionally slip. This ain't harassment. It's customer creation. Aggressive grassroots therapy participation. Mid-Rust Records: proudly generating W H P D emotional-service utilization. [Kilo] Translation? [Vex] MAKE 'EM MAD. [Beat Drop] [Chorus – Raven | stronger smoky melodic hook | Vex hype] BOOK ANOTHER SESSION. Chief gets paid. CRY INTO THE TOWEL. ISK gets made. Fifteen minutes. Dock your pain. Mid-Rust piss you off— Book again. [Vex] AGAIN! [Raven] Space is cold— Your heart doesn't have to be. [Vex – deadpan] For fifty thousand ISK. [Final Verse – Kilo | maximum-speed technical grime | escalating] One complaint, two complaints, three in line, Chief got appointments stacked till nine, Orphans in studio feeling divine, Turning deputy rage into passive-income design. No scam. No fraud. No pyramid pitch. Just find one deputy, discover his twitch. Prod that nerve till his eye starts to glitch, Then hand him the towel— [Vex] GO TALK TO THE CHIEF. [Kilo] Revenue up, morale goes down, Chief's got the most profitable couch in town, Mid-Rust laughing when the deputies frown, Cause every emotional breakdown— [Full Crew] FIFTY K DOWN! [Outro – Echo – DJ Turntables | beat stripping away] "Book— book— book your session." "Dock— dock— dock your emotions." "Fifty thousand ISK." "Fifteen minutes." [Raven – Station PA | calm corporate voice] Mid-Rust Records reminds all W H P D personnel: Your feelings are valid. [Vex] And profitable. [Raven] Please remain irritated. [Echo – final scratch] "THE CHIEF DOES NOT HUG." [Cash register sound] [Kilo – quiet] Chief... You're welcome.
