[Intro] Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~ (Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~) I'm so fed up! 多少年 多少代码 一个功能 写了十个时代 老板问：啥时候上线？ “等一下！我们正在 De-out！” [Verse 1] 开发者们 低头狂敲键盘 几年过去 还是 Beta 版 说好的 突破性技术 最后只是 UI 变个颜色罢了 每次更新 Bug比功能多 官方公告 又在甩锅 “预计下个月正式发布” 结果 又跳票十年多！ [Pre-Chorus] "革命性升级！前所未有！" "优化体验！性能翻倍！" 但这次 终于上线的功能 只是一个——"Fade Out"（Wait, what?） [Chorus] (Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~) 千年以后 终于出来 (Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~) 还敢拿奖 你是不是欠屌 (Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~) 简单功能 写了一辈子 (Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~) 还写一百页 是不是拿奖奖？ [Hook] Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~ (Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~) I'm so fed up! [Verse 2] "全球首创！团队研发五年！" 但这功能 三行代码搞定 开发布会 夸得像AI复活 结果只是 加了个渐隐特效 投资人 眼神渐渐失焦 用户们 气到把键盘敲 本来只是要个"淡出" 结果搞成 世纪工程计划 [Bridge] 多少开发者 已经秃头 多少项目经理 直接跳楼 "等呀！只差一点点！" 可这一点点 是多少年？ [Breakdown] 开发者 每天加班肝爆 老板却说 “你们效率太差！” 客户催 "快点上线" 可上线就是 "廢Out"（Trash Function Release!） [Chorus] (Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~) 千年以后 终于出来 (Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~) 还敢拿奖 你是不是欠屌 (Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~) 简单功能 写了一辈子 (Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~) 还写一百页 是不是拿奖奖？ [Outro] Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~ (Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~) “感谢团队努力多年！” “感谢老板批预算！” “感谢全世界耐心等待！” 等等… 你们就做了个 Fade Out？！ I'm so fed up! ############## English Lyrics ############## [Intro] Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~ (Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~) I'm so fed up! So many years, so much code One simple function, written over a decade Boss asks: "When is it launching?" "Hold on! We are still De-outing!" [Verse 1] Developers head down, furiously typing Years have passed, it's still in Beta They promised a revolutionary breakthrough In the end, just changed the UI color Every update has more bugs than features Official statements full of excuses "Expected release next month!" And yet, delayed for another ten years! [Pre-Chorus] "Groundbreaking upgrade! Never seen before!" "Optimized experience! Performance doubled!" But this time, the long-awaited feature… Is just a "Fade Out" (Wait, what?) [Chorus] (Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~) A thousand years later, finally released (Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~) And they dare to take an award, are you serious?! (Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~) A simple function, took a lifetime (Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~) And they wrote 100 pages, hoping for an award?! [Hook] Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~ (Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~) I'm so fed up! [Verse 2] "World's first! Five years of research!" But this function could be done in three lines of code They held a press conference like AI had been resurrected In the end, it was just a fade-out effect Investors losing focus in disappointment Users slamming their keyboards in frustration They just wanted a simple fade-out But it became a century-long engineering project [Bridge] How many developers have gone bald? How many project managers have jumped off buildings? "Just a little more time! Almost there!" But how long is 'almost'?! [Breakdown] Developers working overtime, burning out Bosses say "Your efficiency is too low!" Clients demanding "Launch it faster!" But the final product is just a 廢Out! (Trash Function Release!) [Chorus] (Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~) A thousand years later, finally released (Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~) And they dare to take an award, are you serious?! (Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~) A simple function, took a lifetime (Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~) And they wrote 100 pages, hoping for an award?! [Outro] Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~ (Fade out~ hmm hmm fade out~) "Thanks to the team for years of effort!" "Thanks to the boss for approving the budget!" "Thanks to the world for patiently waiting!" Wait a second… You only made a Fade Out?! I'm so fed up!