My Dog Won the Lottery (and Moved to Hollywood)

[Verse 1] Well my dog bought a ticket with a scratch-off dime, Now he’s sippin’ margaritas on Sunset time. He’s got a limo full of squirrels wearin’ diamond chains, And a butler armadillo servin’ candy canes. [Chorus] ’Cause my dog won the lottery and moved to Hollywood, He’s wearin’ gold sunglasses and he looks real good. He bought a mansion for the chickens and a yacht for the hogs, Now my ex-wife’s two-steppin’ with a poodle in clogs! [Verse 2] Well the cows got a record deal—they’re singin’ on tour, While the goats run a theme park called “Moo-La-More.” Grandpa’s on a jet ski ridin’ through the barn, And my pickup truck eloped with a used guitar. [Chorus] Yeah my dog won the lottery and moved to Hollywood, He’s drinkin’ kale smoothies ‘cause he thinks he should. He’s playin’ poker with coyotes in a Malibu shack, And the rooster’s got a billboard sayin’ “My album’s back!” [Bridge] Now the sheriff’s line-dancin’ with a tumbleweed bride, And the preacher’s on TikTok doin’ slip ’n slide. If you think that’s crazy, buddy hold your hat— The pig just bought Congress with a baseball bat! [Final Chorus] Oh my dog won the lottery and moved to Hollywood, He’s a superstar mutt and he’s livin’ real good. I’m stuck in the barn with a banjo and stew, But at least the cat’s drivin’ me to Timbuktu! [Outro – Spoken] “Roll credits, y’all. … and somebody feed the donkey his caviar.” 🐶💰🎸