...still alone?

[INTRO] “Swipe left, swipe right… still alone?” “Don’t worry, baby – your hands will never leave you.” [VERSE 1] Scrolling through the feed – “Diamond rings, fancy dinners – love ain’t cheap!” Oooh, another “we said YES” – groundbreaking! Meanwhile, I got my right hand and a movie streaming. [HOOK] “Red roses… candlelight… couples laughing… …but I got ten fingers and high-speed WiFi.” [VERSE 2] Left hand scrolling, right hand… making plans, “Date night”? Nah – I got “Me, Myself & Hands.” Who needs a lover when the screen’s so bright? Press play, rewind – this scene feels right. [PRE-CHORUS] Love is knocking – I lock the door, No small talk, just self-explore! Click, click – skip the lies, Ooh, that part? Let’s watch twice. [CHORUS] Manual love! DIY delight, No bad dates – just a perfect night! Manual love! No one to fight, No heartbreak – just me and the light! [VERSE 3] Bedroom lights? Nah – screen’s my glow, Valentine’s? Just chocolate on sale, you know. “Love yourself!” the ads all cry, Right hand nods – “yeah, I try!” [HOOK] “Perfect love… perfect touch… till reality… hurts too much.” [VERSE 4] They post, they flex, they show they win, Meanwhile, I’m saving money – that’s my win. No plus-one? No “I do’s,” Just me, my hands, and TV news. [PRE-CHORUS] Love is laughing? Let it be, I got my playlist – it’s just for me! Click, click – night mode on, Ooh, that scene? Let’s play along! [FINAL CHORUS] Manual love! It’s all just fine, No fake romance – just free time! Manual love! One-person show, No one’s leaving – I’m good to go! [OUTRO] “Alexa… play ‘No Regrets’ by Single & Happy.” “Now playing: ‘Low Battery – Please Recharge.’”