[MUSIC VIDEO: https://youtu.be/vsbaXeZCc8M?si=c5ObgHc79qPY4ST_ ] [Verse 1] Step right up, bring your checkbook, children Got a little business proposition here Mike Johnson's got a guarantee for you If you invest, you've got nothing to fear [Chorus] Welcome to the protection program Heaven help you if we lose this thing The Godfather's running Congress now And he's got a very simple sting Half of you will get investigated That's not a threat, that's just the deal Welcome to the protection program Where the mob runs God's ideal [Verse 2] These Democrats, they'll turn committees Into witch hunts, don't you know? But we'll keep your name out of the headlines Long as you keep the donations flow [Chorus] Welcome to the protection program Heaven help you if we lose this thing The Godfather's running Congress now Says he's gonna make it sing Half of you will get investigated Funny how that works out, ain't it real? Welcome to the protection program Where the mob runs God's ideal [Bridge] Forget your faith in the Almighty You need faith in the right machine Forget your prayers and your scripture You need muscle, if you know what I mean [Outro] That's the deal, that's the arrangement That's the cost of being free The House Speaker's selling indulgences And the price is loyalty
