CNBC

[Verse] Gill with the stonks, meme lord, GME rockets, CNBC clowns, thinkin' they got deep pockets, Humble man in a red bandana, fists up for the fight, Commentators pale, faces whiter than fright night. [Verse 2] Roarin’ Kitty on Reddit, droppin’ knowledge bombs, CNBC heads spinnin’, like they sniffed some crayons, Suit-n-tie dudes, fumblin' on prime time, While Gill’s DD sharper than a porcupine. [Chorus] Market games, Keith brings the flame, CNBC heads, just chasin’ their fame, Hold the line, G’s and E-vestors unite, Gorillas in the mist, moon is ours tonight. [Verse 3] Big money mad, that retail fools the game, Commentators jabber, barely knowin' names, Options chain is tight, Gill’s strategy precise, Reporters clueless, their advice? Roll the dice. [Bridge] Clown shoes, fake news, they yap and confuse, Keith smooth, maki’ moves, breakin’ all the taboos, They scratchin' their skulls, wonderin' what went wrong, GME rocket to the moon while they sing a sad song. [Verse 4] Gill’s a rad dude, star of this Wall Street soap, Blockbusters in his eyes, diamond hands hope, Bozos on the tube, screamin’ crash and burn, But Gill’s wisdom’s currency, causing tables to turn.