I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put it down! 3 unwritten Rules of Life are... 1. 2. 3. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idea! How do you cut an ocean in two? With a sea-saw. Why cant a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted. Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. What does a cow use to do math? A cow-culator. Whats the best part about living in switzerland? I dont know, but the flag is a big plus. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador. Why wouldnt the bike stand-up for itself? It was two tired. What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. What's the worlds saddest Pizza? Pepperlonely. How do you organize a space party? You planet. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. Did you hear the rumour about butter? Well, i'm not going to spread it! Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it! What do you call a donkey with only three legs? A wonkey! Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands! Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear! The rotation of the earth really makes my day. [End]
