[SUZY] My name is Suzy, but you should know that by now, Unless you’re the new guy, and didn’t see my last bow. I’ve been the leed for five years straight—oh yeah, Six years at BAHOS, met Steve in my third year there! Here we are yeah? He called me his “pretty bird,” swept me right off my feet, Much better than Jack, that boring guy—so sweet. Where’d he go? Reading? Who cares? Steve was with Carrie, but I didn’t play fair! Oh, I knew I’d win him, no shame in my game, We had that spark, we lit the flame. Behind her back? Oh, it wasn’t my fault, It was her, not forgiving—that was her default! She threw cups and chairs, the kitchen sink too, Steve could’ve been hurt, but what could I do? I wanted him, I got him, and I’ll win again, Just like this part—it’s mine, no need to pretend! [CHORUS] I won’t do the chorus, no, it’s not for me, I don’t do small, I’m the star, don’t you see? Wasting time on little roles? What a bore, I’ll be the lead, I’ve done it before! If I don’t get my way, well, I’ll just walk out, Every other group would swoop without a doubt. But here, I’ll stay, and take what’s mine, I’m always the best—oh yes, I’ll shine! And if the other girls complain and moan, Let them be divas, stuck on their throne. Diva drama, they whine and cry, But I’m the real deal, and they wonder why? [CHORUS] I won’t do the chorus, no, it’s not for me, I don’t do small, I’m the star, don’t you see? Wasting time on little roles? What a bore, I’ll be the leed, I’ve done it before! Now watch me take the stage and wow, I’m the one, just see me now! Lucinda, darling, you’re just like me, Brilliant, beautiful, bold, and free! They’ll cry in the wings when they see me win, I’ll take the role, and where do they begin? Nowhere! I’m the queen, I know my stuff, And if they don’t like it? Well, that’s just tough! [CHORUS - FINAL] I won’t do the chorus, no, I refuse, I’m the leed, and I’m the one you’ll choose! Five years running, I’ll make it six, No one else can bring these tricks! If I don’t get my way, I’ll just move on, But with me in the lead, your show’s never gone! I’m always the star, the one they applaud, And trust me, honey, I’m no fraud! [ENDING] I won’t do the chorus, no, it’s not for me, I’ll be the star—just wait, you’ll see! [ENCORE] [THE MUSIC INCREASES IN PACE & RHYTHM] Ah ha haaaow Whooooooooooo! Heck yeah You want me? Hup, hup, hup Whoooooooooo Now watch me take the stage and wow, I’m the one, just see me now! Lucinda, darling, you’re just like me, Brilliant, beautiful, bold, and free! They’ll cry in the wings when they see me win, I’ll take the role, and where do they begin? Nowhere! I’m the queen, I know my stuff, It's enough And if they don’t like it? Well, that’s just tough! I won't do the chorus, no its not for me I'll be the star, just wait and see Whoooooooo! Suzy is the star!