Engelbert and JFK III

“What do you think, Dr. Heimlich?" "Huh? ( coughing throughout ) I don't…I don't know, I have swallowed a football and I can'tget it out. Can you perform my maneuver on me, the me maneuver?" "Huh?" "Hilda, Hilda, get me a map of everything." He also made a speech about space. President Kennedy said, "By the end of this decade, I have decided to put a man on the surface of the Moon." At the same time, our Prime Minister in Britain, Sir Dingly Dang... You don't know anyway, do you? You have no idea! It was Sir Fritz Bunwalla. Engelbert Slaptyback, who was Prime Minister at the time, and he stood up and he said, "By the end of this decade, I have decided to put a man on the surface of the Earth!" And so he did. But it was kinda weird, ’cause we couldn't do the space race. We had no money, you know, rationing didn't stop 'til the year 2001! I still haven't even lived that long. But anyway,we just didn't have any money. So you were getting space rockets, testing them, sending a cat, dog, a fish, a monkey up into space. The fish was interesting! We didn't have enough money to put a man in a track suit up a ladder! I mean, I would've been there, "Go man, go!" " I'm going, I'm going! 'Ang on!" "Just hang on to the ladder!" "Hello, Swindon, I am here. Swindon, can you hear me?" "Swindon here, we are monitoring you on our instruments at the moment, we've got you on a tuba.” “There should be a bigger laugh for that joke, I think." "Yeah, I can't quite understand it; I thought it was really funny. Swindon, a knackered, kind of Fresno town." "They don't seem to be going for it.” “They're obviously bastards." "Anyway,Swindon, I'm nearly at the Moon… actually, that's a bit of an understatement, that one. Have you got another big ladder, another bit of ladder? I don't think we're quite at the Moon yet, but I can see right over the top of the houses! Fantastic!"