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Rule #103 Sleep Can Interfere with Profit

(Verse 1) On the planet of Ferenginar economies alive, The quest for profit, it's the vibe. There's a rule in our sacred book, Number one-oh-three, can't be overlooked (Chorus) Sleep, they say, can interfere with profit, But if you listen, you might just get it. In the buzz of night, when deals are made, The Ferengi who rests, sees his profits fade. Sleep when your dead! (Verse 2) We scheme from dawn till the stars do align, But over sleeping, my friend, is for the weak of mind. For in slumber, your mind does repair, But to make deals, you gotta be there. Sleep when your dead! (Verse 3) A Ferengi who sleeps all day, Will find his opportunities slip away. Acting like a slot, the outcome's clear Opportunity ends up in the rear view mirror. (Chorus) Sleep when your dead! (Bridge) If you're closing your eyes, you can count on loss, For while you sleep, deals still go off. A clear mind sees the deals, the paths to tread, So chose your timing right to go to bed (Verse 4) So here's to Rule One-Oh-Three, In our dreams, don't let it be. Not sleeping at all won't make you rich, But if you sleep to much. You'll be the bitch Sleep when your dead! (Outro) So when the night calls, and stars do shine, Remember this, in profit's design. Sleep is just for the weak or the meek, It's the Ferengi's secret, his profits to seek. (Ending Chorus) Sleep, can interfere with profit, But if you listen, you might just get it. In the buzz of night, when deals are made, The Ferengi who resists, his profits won't fade. Sleep when your dead! (Verse 1) On the planet of Ferenginar economies alive, The quest for profit, it's the vibe. There's a rule in our sacred book, Number one-oh-three, can't be overlooked (Chorus) Sleep, they say, can interfere with profit, But if you listen, you might just get it. In the buzz of night, when deals are made, The Ferengi who rests, sees his profits fade. Sleep when your dead! (Verse 2) We scheme from dawn till the stars do align, But over sleeping, my friend, is for the weak of mind. For in slumber, your mind does repair, But to make deals, you gotta be there. Sleep when your dead! (Verse 3) A Ferengi who sleeps all day, Will find his opportunities slip away. Acting like a slot, the outcome's clear Opportunity ends up in the rear view mirror. (Chorus) Sleep when your dead! (Bridge) If you're closing your eyes, you can count on loss, For while you sleep, deals still go off. A clear mind sees the deals, the paths to tread, So chose your timing right to go to bed (Verse 4) So here's to Rule One-Oh-Three, In our dreams, don't let it be. Not sleeping at all won't make you rich, But if you sleep to much. You'll be the bitch Sleep when your dead! (Outro) So when the night calls, and stars do shine, Remember this, in profit's design. Sleep is just for the weak or the meek, It's the Ferengi's secret, his profits to seek. (Ending Chorus) Sleep, can interfere with profit, But if you listen, you might just get it. In the buzz of night, when deals are made, The Ferengi who resists, his profits won't fade. Sleep when your dead!