**Main Voice 1 (Low)** Woke culture's a fuckin' plague, man, they'll crucify you for a word you've said, They're like, "You can't call it 'Christmas,'" but they're the one's who've lost their head, They cancel you for a laugh, for a meme, for a fuckin' sneeze, They're the moral police, but they'll suck your dick if you agree. **Main Voice 2 (Low)** Cryin' over pronouns, they got more tears than a fuckin' funeral, They'll bitch about "toxic masculinity," while they're the toxic ones, so cynical, You say "guys," they're like, "Oh no, you're a misogynistic pig!" But I say, "Fuck off," with a grin, 'cause I'm not buying that gig. **Background Voices (High 1 & 2, in harmony)** (Woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke) (Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry) **Main Voice 1 (Low)** They want to erase history, but they're the ones stuck in the past, They're so busy being offended, they forgot how to have a blast, They're like, "This book's from '82, it's offensive," what a fuckin' mess, But here's the punchline, they're the ones who can't take a jest. **Main Voice 2 (Low)** They're the thought police, patrolling minds like it's their fuckin' job, You can't say "chick," or you're done, but I'll say it 'cause I'm not a knob, They're sensitive like a raw nerve, crying over "cultural appropriation," But the real appropriation is them stealing our fuckin' patience. **Background Voices (High 1 & 2, in harmony)** (Woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke) (Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch) **Main Voice 1 (Low)** Woke culture's a cancer, spreading faster than a viral tweet, They're like, "You can't say 'fat,'" but they're the ones who need to eat, They're so offended, they forgot how to live, how to fuckin' be, But here's the dark humor, they're the ones who can't see. **Main Voice 2 (Low)** They're all about inclusivity, but they exclude anyone who disagrees, They're like, "We're for equality," but they're the ones with the disease, You think you're woke? Nah, you're just woke up in the wrong damn bed, So here's to the days when we could laugh without fear of what they said. **Background Voices (High 1 & 2, in harmony)** (Woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke) (Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit) **All Voices Together (Slowing down, fading out)** Woke culture's a nightmare, but we're not asleep at the wheel, We'll laugh at your bullshit, 'cause that's how we fuckin' feel, You can cancel us, but we'll rise like the smoke, From the ashes of your woke-ass, sanctimonious, pussy-ass, fucking joke.
