[prelude-eurobeat riffs] [Verse] Mind if I light up a cigarette here? Go ahead. So, how many do you smoke a day? About two packs, I’d say, yeah. How many years have you been puffing away? Oh, ‘bout thirty years, give or take. I see. Check out that Benz parked over there. Yeah, it’s parked, shining bright and fair. If you hadn’t smoked all those years, my friend, [Chorus] Chikuwa Daimyojin! You could’ve bought a ride like that, oh so fine! Wait, that’s my Benz, don’t cross the line! Who’s that talking? What’s with the sign? Chikuwa Daimyojin! You could’ve bought a ride like that, oh so fine! Wait, that’s my Benz, don’t cross the line! Who’s that talking? What’s with the sign? Chikuwa Daimyojin!
