[Live stadium audience cheering and applause] ba ba ba boomp ba boomp ba boomp ba boomp ba ba ba boomp ba boomp ba boomp ba boomp Dear great pumpkin I've been evil all year i swear I skinned a cat to put in my stew i added eye of newt to my brew I took my broom out for a spin I engaged in all the deadly sins I put a hex on the dude who delivers the mail I turned my neighbor into a snail Dear Great Pumpkin hear my call Bathe me in evil That is all Dear Great Pumpkin I made a house out of gingerbread I did a dance to raise the dead I found two children and I kept them fed They are nice and plump succulent even if you ask I'll cook them tomorrow for my daily task Oh great Pumpkin rise from the earth Let me prove to you my worth Oh Great Pumpkin Oh Great Pumpkin Oh Great Pumpkin Dear Great Pumpkin I love you I really think all the witches do I wear all black and this pointy hat I love dogs but i keep a cat a black one named mittens she was one of seven kittens Oh great Pumpkin I think that I am smitten with you Dear Great Pumpkin it is all hallows' eve I have to tell you something you won't believe this girl came by with her two friends they stayed in the woods and tried to pretend like they were filming a movie for their school but I found one by himself and made him drool later tonight I'll give the other two a fright and I'll give them an evil sight I'll stand one in the corner and bonk the other on the head they should have stayed in their car but now they're missing instead Did you hear the one about my sister? she had a house dropped on her neck what's with the disrespect Then some other witch stole her shoes and gave it to some country fools I'll send off my pretties if I choose Oh Great Pumpkin tonight is Halloween I think that'll paint myself green So I can look pristine for your arrival tonight will be my revival I'll put on my finest black you won't see me when I attack I'm gonna pounce like a maniac i hear Salem is nice this time of year lots of fats slobs drinking lots of beer Stuffing their faces full of candy I'm talking about you Jim and Randy Dressed like idiots in their little costumes knock on my door and you'll find out soon It's not all treats sometimes it is all tricks Happy Halloween you lil pricks Oh great Pumpkin rise from the earth Let me prove to you my worth Oh Great Pumpkin Oh Great Pumpkin Oh Great Pumpkin [chorus] Dear Great Pumpkin I love you I really think all the witches do I wear all black and this pointy hat I love dogs but i keep a cat a black one named mittens she was one of seven kittens Oh great Pumpkin I think that I am smitten with you ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahaahaha
