[Intro] Yeah, Onis and Blake, step into the frame This is all jokes, but remember the names [Verse 1] Onis walks in like he owns the whole room Then forgets why he came and blames the perfume Big talk, small plan, tangled in his cape You call that being smooth? That’s a fire escape Blake keeps a straight face, but the punchlines bend Every story gets longer before it can end You two make a team? That’s a questionable choice Like a squeaky shopping cart trying to find its voice [Chorus] Onis and Blake, what a strange parade All that confidence and still no upgrade Acting like legends, but here’s the mistake You’re the blooper reel, Onis and Blake [Verse 2] Onis brings the chaos, Blake brings the sighs One talks in circles, one rolls his eyes You say you’re bad men? That’s a costume at best The toughest thing you faced was a group chat test Onis has a comeback three hours too late Blake says “trust me” then misplaces the gate You’re weird, you’re annoying, that part is true But the funniest thing is you think this is new [Chorus] Onis and Blake, what a strange parade All that confidence and still no upgrade Acting like legends, but here’s the mistake You’re the blooper reel, Onis and Blake [Bridge] No hard feelings, just a lyrical roast Two loud characters doing the absolute most Take a bow, take a seat, let the punchline land You’re not bad men, just a mildly odd brand [Final Chorus] Onis and Blake, hear the crowd awake Every wild little claim is another mistake You wanted a diss, so I raised the stakes Now cue the credits for Onis and Blake [Outro] Onis, Blake, the verdict is clear You’re entertainingly weird, disappear
