[verse 1] making your way through the world online takes all your bandwidth now taking a break from endless scrolls sure would help somehow wouldn’t you like to plug away? when your stream just froze again and your rent’s three days too late and your little questline bugged out bad and the boss won’t drop the crate sometimes you wanna play— [chorus] where everybody knows your name and they’re always glad you came you wanna be where pings are low (ah-ah) and memes are all the same (ah-ah) you wanna be where everybody knows your name [8-bit breakbeat groove — synth brass accent / vocoder harmony] [verse 2] rolled out of bed, connection’s red the server’s full again your therapist’s on airplane mode your best friend’s lost in zen your world feels pixel-thin tonight— be glad there’s one place coded right [chorus] where everybody knows your name and they’re always glad you came you wanna go where hearts emoji and all your friends log same you wanna go where everybody knows your name [bridge – filtered build] we load, we lag, we laugh in chat our avatars forget all that just type /wave, you’re not alone— the net’s our modern home [final chorus – big, warm EDM drop] where everybody knows your name and they’re always glad you came you wanna go where pings are low and joy uploads the same you wanna go— where everybody knows your name [dj-friendly outro: reverb tails on vocal chops, gentle log-off tone fading out]
