Iron Legacy - Swipe right for a good Time Baby

glam metal, hair metal, 80s comedy metal

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**Verse 1**
[male vocalist, cocky and theatrical, over-the-top hair metal delivery, grinning through every word]
I swiped right on a Tuesday feeling brave and feeling ready
My profile said six-two and that my hands are smooth and steady
She showed up looking different from the photos that she shared
But I looked different too — in 1987 I had hairs!

[More Energy and faster]
She said I like your energy, I said I like your vibe
She said what does that even mean, I said honestly I lied
We ordered drinks we couldn't name and split the bill in two
And somehow by the second round I knew just what we'd do! …..

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**Pre Chorus**
[Parts with (Band) sings the band, guitarists doing the talking, building to stupid glorious peak]
Because love is complicated
(Yeah!)
And dating is a grind
(Yeah!)
But when the stars align and the mood is right

[Band] - (We leave all the thinking behind!)

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**Chorus**
[enormous hair metal chorus, huge gang vocals on shout parts, the title is ridiculous and perfect]
Swipe right for a good time baby…
(Good time Baby!)
Modern love is going crazy…
(Fcking crazy!)
She sent a text at 2 a.m. that just said you up?
(He was up! - ready to fuck!)

Swipe right (for a good time baby)
No strings, no drama, no what are we cup
(No cup!)
We don't need forever — we just need tonight
Swipe right for a good time
(Swipe right!) for a good time 
(Swipe right!) for a good time (Baby) Swipe Right!

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**Verse 2**
[male vocalist, more dramatic and ridiculous, guitars chug underneath like they're very proud of themselves]
She had a ring light and a forty thousand on only fans
She filmed her breakfast and her feelings and her skincare and her plans

I said are you filming THIS, she said of course it's content babe..
I said can I be in it, she said only if you behave
I signed a little waiver and I smiled into the lens
She said this could go viral, I said not again!
We made it to the bedroom where the ring light followed too
And somewhere in the comments someone typed I ship these two

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**Pre Chorus**
[gang backing vocals louder, guitars more ridiculous]
Because love is complicated
(Yeah!)
And filming it is worse
(True!)
But when the algorithm blesses you
(You ride that wave — for better or for worse!)

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**Chorus**
[bigger fatter guitars, more reverb on the gang shout, maximum hair metal cheese]
Swipe right for a good time baby
(Good time!)
Modern love is going crazy
(Yeah fucking crazy!)
She sent a text at 2 a.m. that just said you up?
(He was up!)
Swipe right for a good time baby
No strings, no drama, no what are we cup
(No cup!)
We don't need forever — we just need tonight
Swipe right for a good time
(Swipe right!) for a good time (Baby!)

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**Guitar Solo**
[utterly gratuitous shredding guitar solo, the most 80s thing possible, high squealing notes, drummer goes absolutely crazy, 12 bars]

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**Bridge**
[drops to just quiet guitar picking, vocalist becomes suddenly sincere for exactly 6 seconds before ruining it]
You know sometimes I think about connection
Real human warmth and genuine affection
And then my phone buzzes and I forget completely what I was saying
(HE FORGOT!)

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**Verse 3**
[fastest and most over the top verse]
Her ex showed up at midnight with a playlist and regrets
My Uber app was loading and the night was full of threats
She said pick a side, I said I'm picking the one that has the door
She said typical, I said genuinely yes and nothing more
Six months later by some miracle we're still in each other's lives
She posts about me weekly and I still occasionally swipe
They say romance is dead but maybe romance just got weird
And somewhere in the chaos something good appeared

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**Pre Chorus**
[the most triumphant and stupid version, band fully committed]
Because love is complicated!
(SO COMPLICATED!)
And modern life is strange!
(SO VERY STRANGE!)
But when the chaos finds a heartbeat
(You hold on through the whole damn range!)

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**Final Chorus**
[key goes up a full step, guitars detune in the best possible way,]
Swipe right for a good time baby
(Good time!)
Modern love is going crazy
(Yeah fucking crazy!)
She sent a text at 2 a.m. that just said you up?
(He was up! He's always up!)
Swipe right for a good time baby
No strings, no drama, no what are we cup
(Still no cup!)
We don't need forever — we just need tonight
AND TONIGHT IS ALRIGHT!
(SWIPE RIGHT!)
Swipe right for a good time
(SWIPE RIGHT BABY!)

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**Outro**
[guitar riff from intro returns, band plays it twice as loud, vocalist]

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**Intro** [massive 80s glam metal guitar intro, huge crunchy riff, snare crack like a gunshot, big reverb drums, arena rock production, hair metal all the way, 8 bars, loud and stupid in the best possible way] ⸻ **Verse 1** [male vocalist, cocky and theatrical, over-the-top hair metal delivery, grinning through every word] I swiped right on a Tuesday feeling brave and feeling ready My profile said six-two and that my hands are smooth and steady She showed up looking different from the photos that she shared But I looked different too — in 1987 I had hairs! [More Energy and faster] She said I like your energy, I said I like your vibe She said what does that even mean, I said honestly I lied We ordered drinks we couldn't name and split the bill in two And somehow by the second round I knew just what we'd do! ….. ⸻ **Pre Chorus** [Parts with (Band) sings the band, guitarists doing the talking, building to stupid glorious peak] Because love is complicated (Yeah!) And dating is a grind (Yeah!) But when the stars align and the mood is right [Band] - (We leave all the thinking behind!) ⸻ **Chorus** [enormous hair metal chorus, huge gang vocals on shout parts, the title is ridiculous and perfect] Swipe right for a good time baby… (Good time Baby!) Modern love is going crazy… (Fcking crazy!) She sent a text at 2 a.m. that just said you up? (He was up! - ready to fuck!) Swipe right (for a good time baby) No strings, no drama, no what are we cup (No cup!) We don't need forever — we just need tonight Swipe right for a good time (Swipe right!) for a good time (Swipe right!) for a good time (Baby) Swipe Right! ⸻ **Verse 2** [male vocalist, more dramatic and ridiculous, guitars chug underneath like they're very proud of themselves] She had a ring light and a forty thousand on only fans She filmed her breakfast and her feelings and her skincare and her plans I said are you filming THIS, she said of course it's content babe.. I said can I be in it, she said only if you behave I signed a little waiver and I smiled into the lens She said this could go viral, I said not again! We made it to the bedroom where the ring light followed too And somewhere in the comments someone typed I ship these two ⸻ **Pre Chorus** [gang backing vocals louder, guitars more ridiculous] Because love is complicated (Yeah!) And filming it is worse (True!) But when the algorithm blesses you (You ride that wave — for better or for worse!) ⸻ **Chorus** [bigger fatter guitars, more reverb on the gang shout, maximum hair metal cheese] Swipe right for a good time baby (Good time!) Modern love is going crazy (Yeah fucking crazy!) She sent a text at 2 a.m. that just said you up? (He was up!) Swipe right for a good time baby No strings, no drama, no what are we cup (No cup!) We don't need forever — we just need tonight Swipe right for a good time (Swipe right!) for a good time (Baby!) ⸻ **Guitar Solo** [utterly gratuitous shredding guitar solo, the most 80s thing possible, high squealing notes, drummer goes absolutely crazy, 12 bars] ⸻ **Bridge** [drops to just quiet guitar picking, vocalist becomes suddenly sincere for exactly 6 seconds before ruining it] You know sometimes I think about connection Real human warmth and genuine affection And then my phone buzzes and I forget completely what I was saying (HE FORGOT!) ⸻ **Verse 3** [fastest and most over the top verse] Her ex showed up at midnight with a playlist and regrets My Uber app was loading and the night was full of threats She said pick a side, I said I'm picking the one that has the door She said typical, I said genuinely yes and nothing more Six months later by some miracle we're still in each other's lives She posts about me weekly and I still occasionally swipe They say romance is dead but maybe romance just got weird And somewhere in the chaos something good appeared ⸻ **Pre Chorus** [the most triumphant and stupid version, band fully committed] Because love is complicated! (SO COMPLICATED!) And modern life is strange! (SO VERY STRANGE!) But when the chaos finds a heartbeat (You hold on through the whole damn range!) ⸻ **Final Chorus** [key goes up a full step, guitars detune in the best possible way,] Swipe right for a good time baby (Good time!) Modern love is going crazy (Yeah fucking crazy!) She sent a text at 2 a.m. that just said you up? (He was up! He's always up!) Swipe right for a good time baby No strings, no drama, no what are we cup (Still no cup!) We don't need forever — we just need tonight AND TONIGHT IS ALRIGHT! (SWIPE RIGHT!) Swipe right for a good time (SWIPE RIGHT BABY!) ⸻ **Outro** [guitar riff from intro returns, band plays it twice as loud, vocalist]

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