[Verse] Now me and my brother was traveling down the road A great October morning The wind was clean and cold When we saw a great black wall rising Rising in the West And we heard a voice in front of us And it was singing "Best is best When it's the best and the greatest Great is best when it's great" [Verse] And we looked And in front of us was an old man In an army jacket with a white beard and a hat on And he was kind of singing to himself and pointing to the ground And we realized the voice was coming from a radio he'd found And he had it pressed up to his ear And he was trying to tune it in And he was laughing "Hah Hah Hah Ha-ha Ah-ah-ah" And the voice was saying "Great is best when it's great" [Verse] And I said "Pardon me Sir But what is going on?" And he said "They're coming. They're coming. They're coming" And I said "What? Who's coming?" And he said "The drunk of the dead It's a parade. It's a parade" And we realized that this black wall in the West was in fact A great cloud of dust And out of it came running Skipping Marching A great crowd of people And they were singing [Pre-Chorus] (Sing it with me, sing it with me, sing it with me, sing it with me) (Sing it with me, sing it with me, sing it with me, sing it with me) [Chorus] "I want a girl with a big gun I want a girl with a big gun I want a girl with a big gun I want a girl with a big gun I want a girl with a big gun I want a girl with a big gun" [Verse] Now this was no normal parade Because everyone in this parade was either dead drunk or dead And some were just dead And you could tell the difference Because the dead ones The truly dead ones Had a kind of a pink hue to them But the dead drunk ones were a little more green But there were a few that were both dead and drunk And they were kinda like a brown
