(chorus) Roll up, Roll up, Roll up, No, not skin up, or shut up or whatever it takes to cover evil up (verse 1) Meet the most hated man in the ukay He's had a life of ecstasy, that the vile can't take away He's reported his uncle , after he heard & stopped him raping his son As others just walked on by Whilst his wife did the dishes in a room nearby (verse 2) He refused to be blackmailed by his auntie Who drew up legal papers to retract his statement to the police Or his parents would lose their house to the louse that's her! She was the Jug and Glass prossie as my grandad called her Who married a beastiality loving millionaire farmer Now their kids duck out of the way from him Rather than face that they're a product of ultimate sin (verse 3) (chorus) Roll up, Roll up, Roll up, No, not skin up, or shut up or whatever it takes to cover evil up (verse 4) He then reported an entrenched animal abuse farm down south As everyone else metaphorically kicked him in the mouth This is the farm of the future according to the highest in the land Though keeping his mouth shut is something he didn't understand (verse 5) He also reported a flasher on remand hiding out there For both of which he got threatened with incineration Just what is it you don't understand about this nation? (verse 6) Next he worked at one of the richest man in the world's place And the Ops manager was an absolute thucking disgrace Organising with the parents for kids from the age 12 to have sex in the toilets He even told the police that, and the WPC said "she's 15 now" and so to let The manager organised with the town worst for them to beat up one of their X's The F& B manager screamed in his face he was thucking bent After he'd stopped his proven facebook liking of 13 yaer olds having sex in toilets! The housekeeper offered to have a baby for the maintenance manager When he broke down in the office and said "He can only get it up to six year olds" She then called the most hated man in the UK a pedo for stopping the kids having sex the toilet! Her other job was as a Jail Bait photographer so you can see why she'd do anything for anyone Whilst the spa manager pressurised her staff into doing sexual favours for customers The Banqueting manager said he doesn't employ homosexuals "as they're nothing but trouble" He got that right as there's no way someone who's had a life will let people ruin others; at the double (chorus) Roll up, Roll up, Roll up, (verse 7) No, not skin up, or shut up or whatever it takes to cover evil up So he joined the biggest gay group in the land, but somehow they didn't understand We're all lovely, everyone is lovely, there's no way anyone in the ukay is not ok CCTV and official written evidence including denied police reports can't be taken on board By people whose only goal in life is to get on board Keep your mouth shut about everything said someone on the board But they waited until he talked about the benefits of males not smoking Then kicked off like babies, threw him overboard and ignored him to keep their horde (chorus) Roll up, Roll up, Roll up, No, not skin up, or shut up or whatever it takes to cover evil up Roll up, Roll, Roll up.......
