[Intro] (Hootie Whooo!) [Verse 1] Halloween night, years ago, a tale unfolds Another trippers chapter about to be told Mad Scientist Brownies, Donna's wicked mix Ecstasy, weed, oxy's and acid, with twisted tricks Shared the treats, a devilish delight Chased it down with a shot, into the night Beer to follow, a bubbly chaser's gleam A werewolf's costume, a drug-induced dream [Chorus] Oh man Alakazam, the brownie blams, a chemical dance Washed down with some beer, in a fucking trance A Halloween high, a twisted joint in the pocket of my pants Lost in the sauce, all through the crazy night I took the chance [Verse 2] A girl approached with a flirtatious plea But I played it cool, wild and free Rolling hard, the street was a blur Hiding in bushes, I was howling (grrrr) Scared the kids, with a werewolf's stare A Halloween prank, meant to scare [Chorus] Oh man Alakazam, the brownie blams, a chemical dance Washed down with some beer, in a fucking trance A Halloween high, a twisted joint in the pocket of my pants Lost in the sauce, all through the crazy night I took the chance [Verse 3] Behind a tree, I jumped and a roared Scared an SUV driver, swerved and floored I ran away as the guy laughed and shakes Removed my mask to see, a difference it makes Bumped into the girls and Regina didn't seem right She was about to freak out she was high as a kite Lit a cigarette, to ease the dread Dawn walking her home, while fucked up thoughts run through my head [Chorus] Oh man Alakazam, the brownie blams, a chemical dance Washed down with some beer, in a fucking trance A Halloween high, a twisted joint in the pocket of my pants Lost in the sauce, all through the crazy night I took the chance [Verse 4] Tripping hard, the world transformed Frogs with umbrellas, in a psychedelic storm Sparkles trailing, behind every soul A big fucking gnome, losing control Walking faster, to avoid the fuss The girls went home, leaving just us [Chorus] Oh man Alakazam, the brownie blams, a chemical dance Washed down with some beer, in a fucking trance A Halloween high, a twisted joint in the pocket of my pants Lost in the sauce, all through the crazy night I took the chance [Verse 5] Headed to the bar, for another round A Heineken bottle was a friend I found He was a star player that walked me home prepared Sneaking past Gramma, I went up the stairs Up to my room, one mission was complete A cactus plant, about to get a treat [Chorus] Oh man Alakazam, the brownie blams, a chemical dance Washed down with some beer, in a fucking trance A Halloween high, a twisted joint in the pocket of my pants Lost in the sauce, all through the crazy night I took the chance [Verse 6] A golden stream I pissed into the cactus pot It spoke and said "You missed a spot!" British accent, clear and strong "Don't worry mate, you can put away your shlong" Playstation on, guitar controller in hand Rocking out, in a psychedelic land But hormones surged so I grabbed my choad The music stopped as I tried to blow a load [Chorus] Oh man Alakazam, the brownie blams, a chemical dance Washed down with some beer, in a fucking trance A Halloween high, a twisted joint in the pocket of my pants Lost in the sauce, all through the crazy night I took the chance [Verse 7] Whacking myself off, the cactus watched on I told it to stop looking but than the feeling was gone Covered the plant with the curtain just in case Lit a smoke, a donut I ate was glazed Cuddled my Heineken bottle drifting away A Halloween night, fading to day [Chorus] Oh man Alakazam, the brownie blams, a chemical dance Washed down with some beer, in a fucking trance A Halloween high, a twisted joint in the pocket of my pants Lost in the sauce, all through the crazy night I took the chance
