[Verse 1] Woke up this morning, hit forty-three, Asked my coffee, “What’s the point of me?” Stared in the mirror, saw two of me blink— Am I a wave or just on the brink? [Verse 2] Bills unpaid and socks don’t match, But Schrödinger's cat just scratched my back. One foot in dreams, one foot in doom, Superposition in the living room. [Chorus] Midlife, mid-splice, quantum me’s in crisis, Everywhere at once, but still got vices. Look too close, I disappear, I’m uncertain but I’m still here! [Verse 3] Tried to meditate, saw string and spin, My therapist said, “You’re tunneling in.” Told my boss, “I might be light,” He said, “Clock in or say goodnight.” [Bridge] Parallel timelines, rent is still late, But maybe my other self owns a big estate. I'm entangled with my past regret, But the now ain’t collapsed... yet. [Chorus] Midlife, mid-splice, decohered and priceless, Reality’s a mess but it still entices. I’m not lost—I’m waveform free, Riding the quantum uncertainty. [Outro] So when you're down and feelin’ strange, Just remember: reality’s got range. Life ain’t solid, it’s more like pitch— Sing your quantum blues, you glitchy bitch!
