[Verse] Fat ass goblins They're on the loose Sweating like crazy In sweaty Tony's shoes Wearing sweat-resistant clothes They say But they can't hide the stench No way All the spaghetti They're slurping it down Stealing from Tony That sneaky little clown His hairless Labrador Oh so itchy But the goblins don't care They're too busy [Verse 2] Guarded by dwarves who hate those goblin pests They'll do anything to give them a rest Crackers of the ass That's what they're called Dancing to the rhythm So proud and bold