[Verse 1] My socks got a union They quit on the floor The toaster keeps arguing With the kitchen door I wrote a neat little plan It went out for a smoke Now the cat’s in my papers And my plant tells a joke [Pre-Chorus] I lined up my shoes Like a tiny parade Then one by one They all ran away I said, “Stay in your lane” They said, “Nah, we thrive” [Chorus] Chaos and order Dance on my table Chaos and order I’m barely stable One little step Then I trip on the groove Chaos and order What can you do? [Verse 2] My calendar’s nervous My laundry is loud My keys are in Narnia My hat drew a crowd The fridge made a comment The broom had a plan The spoon said, “I’m busy” And left with my can [Pre-Chorus] I made a straight line From the sink to the wall It curled like a noodle Then vanished by fall I tried to be cool But the crumbs won the fight [Chorus] Chaos and order Dance on my table Chaos and order I’m barely stable One little step Then I trip on the groove Chaos and order What can you do? [Bridge] One says “sort it” One says “spin” One wants the lid One wants to begin I call them both friends When they raid my brain One makes the mess One makes it a game [Chorus] Chaos and order Dance on my table Chaos and order I’m barely stable One little step Then I trip on the groove Chaos and order What can you do? [Outro] If you see my left shoe Tell it come home If you see my right shoe Tell it roam I’ll keep my receipts In a cereal box And let sweet confusion Unlock my socks
