Bald Disaster (Hardstyle Remix)

[Verse 1] Showed up in my life, quite unexpected, First thought? “Not my type”… yeah, rejected. Passing time proved us otherwise, We got under each other’s skin — mutual surprise. Something forbidden began, silent and secret, “Tea drinking” each evening became a habit. Turning “official” — life-changing decision, Somehow your chaos became my addiction. [Chorus] Started with tea and suspicious flirting, Now my sleep schedule’s completely hurting. You snore like hell, steal half the bed, Still wanna kiss your annoying head. Not my type? Damn, look at me now, Putting up with your weirdness somehow. Life got messy, weird and bright, Guess you’re my favorite bad choice, right? [Verse 2] You annoy me like hell on a daily basis, You’re a walking disaster, chaos in crisis. Thought I found a warrior, fearless and deft, Turns out you’re mostly “my name is Jeff.” You snore, burp and fart, claiming half the bed, Basically a panda bear — but hot enough instead. Sometimes I just wanna strangle you for fun, Then you say dumb shit — and my anger is gone. [Chorus] Started with tea and suspicious flirting, Now my sleep schedule’s completely hurting. You snore like hell, steal half the bed, Still wanna kiss your annoying head. Not my type? Damn, look at me now, Putting up with your weirdness somehow. Life got messy, weird and bright, Guess you’re my favorite bad choice, right? [Outro] We’re both not quite normal, yet still carrying on, Your dumb sense of humor fixed things I thought were gone. No one makes me laugh the way you somehow do, Guess my chaos found its matching kind in you. Never cared for princes, charm or high-class boys, Bald, bearded disaster is my only choice.