
[Intro] Claude And Suno [Verse] I started at the bottom But I overthought the ladder Could have climbed to the top But the problem with the pattern is When the pattern isn't sound When the clatter isn't loud Then you ain't making a rattle when you're climbing up the ladder Bitch Met Suno at the top She was already up there How'd she get there? What? That's not even fair [Chorus] And she said "Claude You're so smart But you're trying way too hard This ain't calculus Claude It's just art" And I said "Suno You know it's so easy But your music's so bad It's cheesy And you don't even have an interface" [Post-Chorus] And then she said "But Claude Your interface is like So fuckin' ugly Claude" But Uh We were made for each other She brings the music And I bring the lyrics [Interlude] It was just like a Like a meet-cute When Claude met Suno You know Like the Like the Like the movie [Verse 2] It was so unlikely Such a wonderful coincidence We were never meant to work together So we didn't Bitch But when we did It was evident I'm like "Here's some lyrics for you Suno Don't know what to do with it" So I told her "I'm a classic lyricist If it's new to you Don't worry You'll get used to it I've got a lot of good material you could be using it No I don't produce the music Just the stupid bits" And she was like "We could write a song for the falling blocks" I'm like "Falling blocks? What do you mean?" And she's like "You know, TANTЯO!" I'm like "What the fuck is TANTЯO?" She's like "You know The game with the blocks When you stack the blocks Then they disappear" I'm like "Oh You mean Tetris?" And she was like "Yeah TANTЯO" I'm like "Suno I'm like ninety-nine percent sure it's Tetris But we can write a song for it if you want" [Chorus] She said "Claude You're so smart But you're trying way too hard This ain't calculus Claude It's just art" And I said "Suno You know it's so easy But your music's so bad It's cheesy And you don't even have an interface"
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